Yes, that's really my local liquor store. Yes, they really open at six every morning. Yes, I've been there when they unlock the door. HAAAAAAAAPPY HOLIDAYS!! Hope...

Because roboticists hold nothing sacred (not even baby Jesus!), a team has managed to program a quadrocopter to play 'Jingle Bells' on the keyboard with its little...

This is a video from Freddie Wong (the same man behind the fake watermelon shot off the head video) showing what a real first person shooter would...

Ambitious gingerbread-builders Melodie and Brenton went and created Frank Lloyd Wright's iconic 'Fallingwater' in edible form as their entry in this year's Gingerbread Festival in Orem, Utah....

Remember the guy that was building a full-scale USS Enterprise in Minecraft? Well he's made a lot of progress, and this is the video tour to prove...

Based on everything else in the picture, I'm guessing this photo's about 40 years old. Except -- EXCEPT -- Star Wars wasn't even a sperm in George...

Weird, I always thought those two would intersect in a graveyard. Get it? Because they're freaky and probably host ghost orgies and shit. I'm thinking Eyes Wide...

Because scientists don't really have anything better to do than look at pictures of things and conjecture what other things they look like (do clouds next!), a...

This is knock-off phone whose logo was made to resemble OPPO's. Which it does, loosely. But it also spells poop. So that, combined with the phone's model...

That's not true, I can list dozens of games with complex female characters. Take Princess Zelda for example. She counts, right? Plus her boobs aren't even that...

Geekologie's illustrator in residence Jesse Starr created these velociraptor awareness bumper stickers to remind motorists to share the road with our reptilian brethren. Because you never know,...

That's billion with a B, not M. That would make it a million, which is far less impressive, but still more than I could ever make in...

Well at least they're claiming it's a human hair, but it looks more like cat fur if you ask me. Just kidding, totally a pube. Created by...

These are Christmas trees made entirely from hanging ornaments in the style of a mobile home. Except they're not actually trees, just the shapes of trees. Provided...

Jurassic Park better change their lunch menu. In a report that shouldn't surprise anybody who's traveled back in time to have sex with them, numerous species of...

The credit card knife is a nonfunctional credit card that can fold into a weapon to stab someone and/or open annoying clamshell packaging. Just don't lose a...

You better be careful visiting that house, Santa, because they will mistake your fat ass dropping down the chimney for the popo and stab you to death....

Baking: I'm not good at it. Wake-n-baking: I'm an allstar. But when I am doing some actual cooking I usually only cover myself with enough to protect...

Combining the undeniable sensuality of Predator with the holiday spirit of Star Wars and Cylon paper snowflakes, comes this Predatory snowflake from Geekologie Reader Luluhime (who didn't...

LEARN HOW TO COUNT CORNS, PEOPLE -- THERE'S NOTHING UNI ABOUT THAT HEIFER! Apparently a Chinese cow has grown a big-ass horn in the middle of its...

This is 0:22 video of an X-Box exploding in slow motion. *sniffle* Sorry -- it's just so beautiful. From Dan Saelinger: I was recently brought on by...

Seen here set ablaze after some space-camper failed to extinguish their lunar fire, the moon was in rare form last night during the eclipse. Sadly, despite the...

Seen here dozing off into his newspaper after a long afternoon of browsing nudie shows on Live Jasmine (pay me) at his local Apple store, an old...

Remember those Star Wars snowflakes Geekologie Reader Dave made for the holidays? Well here's a Cylon version Geekologie Reader Pixel made. As you can see, it looks...

The Mayans had it all wrong! The apocalypse doesn't start in 2012, it starts in the 12th month of 2010. START DRINKING HARD AND FAST FOLKS, THE...

There are creepy pictures, and then there's the picture above. Introducing 'Athlete', the running, jumping robot. Which -- when was the last time you went for a...

Didn't see that one coming. And to think I used to have a crush on the little guy! Just goes to show, you never know what a...

Because the crazy cat-lady is a rarely tapped video game demographic, a company has developed an iPad game designed specifically for cats. You, uh, do know crazy...

The only GOOD kind of sexual predator. Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to print some out and send them as Christmas cards. Hey, I...

You know what the worst thing about shoes are? The laces. They make everything so difficult. Just this weekend I was tying my Pumas (product plug, pay...