This is a video of the Ferrari F-1 roller coaster in Abu Dhabi. It does 0 to 62 in two seconds and tops out at 150MPH. Impressive, Ferrari roller coaster, but I've gone faster. On a bike. Sure it was in a dream and the bike also flew like the one in E.T., but I'll be damned if any bug-eyed alien is riding in my bike-basket. And that, my friends, is why I just scattered a big bag of Reece's Pieces in the middle of the highway. Haha, have fun trying to phone home from the grill of a semi, you extra terresturd!
Hit the jump for 2:00 of pant-filling action.
This Is the World's Fastest Rollercoaster In Action [gizmodo]
Thanks to Alexander and Pauly Pickpocket, who invented a Lamborghini roller coaster that goes 200MPH. Guys, that's a Hot Wheels track and you know it.