Turning Google Translate Into A Beat-Box

November 30, 2010


If you haven't heard about this already, you can go to Google Translate and create your own fresh beats to rap over, record, and then use to seal a record deal. God knows you have more talent than most of the asshats on the radio -- and you're practically talentless! Instructions/guide:

1) Go to Google Translate

2) Set the translator to translate German to German
3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
4) Click "listen"
5) Be amazed :)

zk = suspended cymbal
bschk = snare
pv = brush
bk = bass
tk = flam1
vk = roll tap
kt = flam2
kttp = flam tap
krp = hi hat tap
pv = short roll
th = better hi hat
thp, ds = instant rimshot.

Now get out there and start recording my little rap stars! Then, when you make it big, I want to be in your music video pouring champagne on all the fly-ass honeys. OR driving the expensive sports car. Or off camera in your trailer smoking weed, I really don't care, anything. Oh, and a producer credit.

How To Turn Google Translate Into Google Beatbox [techcrunch]

Thanks to The Bailey, darwyn4, and my brother SuperFrank, who all created beats so fresh your eardrums would swear they were picked this morning.

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