Turning Google Translate Into A Beat-Box

November 30, 2010

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If you haven't heard about this already, you can go to Google Translate and create your own fresh beats to rap over, record, and then use to seal a record deal. God knows you have more talent than most of the asshats on the radio -- and you're practically talentless! Instructions/guide:

1) Go to Google Translate

2) Set the translator to translate German to German
3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
4) Click "listen"
5) Be amazed :)

zk = suspended cymbal
bschk = snare
pv = brush
bk = bass
tk = flam1
vk = roll tap
kt = flam2
kttp = flam tap
krp = hi hat tap
pv = short roll
th = better hi hat
thp, ds = instant rimshot.

Now get out there and start recording my little rap stars! Then, when you make it big, I want to be in your music video pouring champagne on all the fly-ass honeys. OR driving the expensive sports car. Or off camera in your trailer smoking weed, I really don't care, anything. Oh, and a producer credit.

How To Turn Google Translate Into Google Beatbox [techcrunch]

Thanks to The Bailey, darwyn4, and my brother SuperFrank, who all created beats so fresh your eardrums would swear they were picked this morning.

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