November 25, 2010


Don't feel bad, turkey, you're not the first one to court a bottle of bourbon, believe me. I was *this close* to marrying one before the EPT came back negative. So yeah, I'm thankful for that. Other things I'm thankful for (in no particular order):

  • The internet
  • Dinosaurs
  • Booze
  • Life
  • Video games
  • The Hills reruns
  • Plants
  • Geekologie Readers (OMG -- I'm thankful for you)
  • Booze
  • Kid's cereal
  • That the local liquor store opens at 7AM
  • Toys
  • My family
  • The llittle lady
  • Chloe and Einstein
  • All the fish

So I just spent $248 on booze and food AFTER $65 in Ralph's card savings. And that's just for two people. It's time to get this drunken gluttony started! Tell your family I said hi, I'll be back tomorrow with a couple articles.


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