God Bless America: Little Girls With Guns

November 30, 2010


Warms the heart, doesn't it? It really does. I love how they're not even standing on the ground, but in chairs and on the table. Safety first, you know? Oh, and for all you 3 to 7-year old Geekologie readers out there, these are NOT the girls you're gonna want to date in ten years. And not just because they'll snipe you for breaking up with them, because you'll probably never even live that far. No, long before your parting headshot their father is gonna blow you a new a-hole for bringing them home late. Just sayin', you want to go #2 out the side of a buttcheek for the rest of your life? Of course you do, you'll be able to handle all your waste management at a urinal. I know I'm jealous!

Family Funs with Children and Guns [obviouswinner]

Thanks to Chris, who agrees guns are an important part of a child's development.

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