Sweet Homemade Krang Halloween Costume

October 29, 2010


Note: Video after the jump.

Krang, for those of you don't know (and clearly had the worst childhoods ever), is a character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that's above Shredder. I know, I always suspected Shredder was a bottom too. So sassy and such a sharp dresser. Get it? The man wore metal spikes. Although, technically, Krang isn't above Shredder, he just formed an alliance with him while here on earth because he was convinced Shredder could help him take over the planet. Pfft, Shredder can't do anything but open cans and hate turtles! Also, Krang is just the little brain-looking alien, the body is his mechanical mongoloid suit. Per Youtube user mormolyke:

I made my husband a Krang outfit for Halloween.

Wow, now that's a good woman. Not only does she know who Krang is, she can make stuff. No word on her sandwich crafting skills, but hopefully we'll find out when she replies to the love letter I sent.

Dear lady,

Sweet-ass Krang costume on the realz. What do you say you and I get together? How are you at making sandwiches? I like all kinds. Also, sometime can I dress up like a member of the Foot Clan and swing from the ceiling fan like a ninja while--.

Girlfriend: Um, what are you writing?
Me: Gah! Grocery list, I swear. Let's see, toilet paper -- mustard -- cheese sticks.
Girlfriend: *snatching note* Let me see that.
Me: No!
Girlfriend: Is this -- a love letter?!
Me: I cannot tell a lie, no it 100% is not.
Girlfriend: *twisting balls like she's trying to open a new jar of pickles*
Me: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Hit the jump for a short video of Krang in action.


Thanks to Fally and marie, who tried to get a group of people together to dress up as the ninja turtles but nobody wanted to be Donatello. And you know what? I don't blame them.

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