How bad do you like spoiling your kids? $15,000 edible gingerbread playhouse bad? If you answered "yes", congratulations, your children are gonna grow up to be monsters. If you answered, "oh hell no -- I even lick the spatula right in front of them!", great, there's hope for them yet.
This mouthwatering gift lets you expand that tradition with enough glee for all the children, grandchildren, godchildren, relatives, and lucky friends of all ages. This unique edible playhouse is handcrafted of 381 lbs. of gourmet gingerbread and 517 lbs. of royal icing by the expert confectioners at Dylan's Candy BarÂ®. The munchable manor, which stands 6.6 feet high by 5.25 feet wide by 4.1 feet deep, incorporates the best confections from the world's largest candy store in New York City. With literally thousands of signature gourmet sweets from which to choose, it is both artfully designed and decadently delicious. It includes giant cookies, lollipops, gummies, mints, gumdrops, and (of course) a candy-encrusted roof. There's also a lollipop tree inside, just for good measure.
I'm not gonna lie, I have to have it. Now let's suppose every reader donates $1 to my cause. "Uh, you're gonna end up $14,850 short?" YEAH WELL YOU'RE GONNA END UP A MOUTHFUL OF TEETH SHORT IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR FACE. Now, everybody Paypal me $100.
Thanks to Shenanigans, who agrees that house is packed with enough fiber to keep you regular for years.