I've had some of Jones Soda's limited edition Thanksgiving brews (Turkey & Gravy, Green Been Casserole) before, and they pretty much made me want to die. But who knows, maybe the bacon and pizza will be different. Except you and I both know they won't and their only purpose is getting an unsuspecting friend to drink one so you can stand back and laugh while they project their most recent meal onto the floor. Haha! Is that...ramen? Ah, Pad Thai -- I was close.
Thanks to Bobby Blastoff, who doesn't drink anything but rocket-fuel flavored soda.