Of Course It Is, George Lucas, Of Course It Is: Entire Star Wars Series To Get 3-D Treatment

September 29, 2010


Because George Lucas' dingleberrydom knows no bounds, it was just announced the entire Star Wars hexlogy will be stereoed into 3-D and look worse than that picture I used. Sonofabitch.

There are few movies that lend themselves more perfectly to 3D; from the Death Star trench run to the Tatooine Podrace, the Star Wars Saga has always delivered an entertainment experience that is completely immersive. Presented by Twentieth Century Fox and Lucasfilm Ltd., the cutting edge conversion will take that immersion to the next thrilling level, with Industrial Light & Magic supervising the project. Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace is expected to be released theatrically in 2012. A release date has not yet been determined.

Ugh. Not only are they forcing the movies into 3-D, they're not even skipping the shitty ones. WTF George?! I swear I am *this close* to starting rumors that Skywalker Ranch is turning into a Neverland Ranch situation, if you catch my drift. I'm talking a zoo and carnival rides, yo. People gonna think you're a freak!

The Star Wars Saga in 3D! [starwars] (with video of guy talking about the process)

Thanks to laustinspace, who -- aren't we all? That was a metaphor for like, not knowing very much about the universe and stuff. Too deep for you? That's why your mommy makes you wear water-wings.

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