I'd Rather Be Stuffed In A Suitcase: Airlines' Prospective New Seating Accommodations
Right -- first you take away the complimentary peanuts, and now my legroom? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! What we need are affordable jetpacks.
Here's a harrowing image: the SkyRider design for new cheapo airplane seats. Clearly designed with cramming as many people as humanly possible onto a plane without much regard for their comfort, it's apparently being looked at by several airlines.
What's next, standing room only? Because I don't care if tickets are only $60 for a cross-country flight, if you think I'm standing the whole damn time you've got another thing coming. Namely, a guy in a wheelchair faking a disability.
Witness airlines' horrifying vision for the future of air travel [dvice]
Read More: airplane, airplane bottles, bad ideas, chairs, cheap, i believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky think about it every night and day spread my wings and oh hell no i'm not sitting in one of those, i can't feel from the waist down, i'd rather put myself in a big box and ship myself to my destination, no no no, so not cash, standing room only, the opposite of comfortable, you might as well be standing, you've got to be kidding me
