Jake is a Geekologie Reader with a Death Star/TIE Fighter tattoo in his left ear. As you can see, it compliments his ear plug nicely. Now I know what you're wondering, "But what if he got it in his right ear -- would that make him gay?" And the answer, moron, is no. Being attracted to the same sex makes you gay. Well, that and Twilight. Except for me. Two shots at the bar is enough to start me swinging both ways. Furiously. Usually until I'm too dizzy to connect and strike out. "GW, calm down -- this isn't a bat-spin!" PLUT ME IN CROACH!