This is a video of a man throwing a giant brick into a running washing machine. Can you guess what happens? If you answered, "it eats the brick and turns into a monster", congratulations, you might be five. Just watch the video. Then write a letter to Consumer Reports calling them a bunch of unscientific hacks for never including a brick test in their reports. EVERYTHING NEEDS THE BRICK TEST, I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS. Camcorders, car seats, carpet cleaners -- smash that shit with a brick dammit! What? I'm trying to make an informed purchase decision over here!
Hit the jump for a very worthwhile 30-seconds.
Thanks to Uncle_FUJ, who once climbed in a washer and pretended it was a rocketship. OMG I LOVE PLAYING WASHING MACHINE ROCKETSHIPS!