Denny's, arguably the classiest place I've ever eaten, is rolling out a new $4 Fried Cheese Melt on the 24th to coincide with This Is Why You're Fat Day. WTF is a fried cheese melt? Gotdamn delicious, that's what.
"four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese grilled between two slices of sourdough bread...served with French fries and a side of marinara sauce.
Damn that sounds delicious. And by delicious I mean "like you won't have a bowel movement for a week". Pound a couple before a long car trip and leave the diapers at home!
Thanks to becca t, who agrees cheese makes everything better. Except milkshakes. You can't bring all the boys to the yard with a cheesy-ass shake!