This BioErgonomic pen is shaped to better fit in the hands. The squatter base helps it rests between the fingers and that bump keeps it from slipping. Designer Mohsen Tafazzoly admits "usage probability for women is higher than men."
Riiiiight, because I'm sure women are just dying to write with a pen-is, like that doesn't scream promiscuous. Hey Judy mind if I borrow your -- nevermind, that looks like a johnson. WHORE, OUR RECEPTIONIST IS A WHORE EVERYBODY.
Hit the jump for a bunch more shots in case you're having trouble imaging what a penis-shaped pen looks like from other angles.
BioErgonomic Pen Is Inspiring [yankodesign]
Thanks to Manny Calavera, who, along with Mercedes, deserves a first-class ticket to the Ninth Underworld.