Death By Deliciousness: Burger King's 2,500 Calorie Whopper Pizza

So there's this Burger King in Times Square called the BK Whopper Bar (you don't even serve booze!) that's selling a 2,520 calorie, $13 Pizza Burger. WTF's a Pizza Burger? The best gotdamn thing you could imagine.

Exclusive to NYC's Whopper Bar. Four flame-broiled Whopper® patties topped with pizza-lovers' favorites (pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce and Tuscan pesto sauce) all on a 9 1/2-inch sesame seed bun.

Of course, Tuscan pesto sauce. I was wondering what the green stuff in my vomit was! And here I thought it was something healthy like lettuce. BWAHAHAHAHA! Lettuce on a cheeseburger. This ain't Jenny Craig!

Fat bomb from Burger King debuts [chealth]
and
Burger King's New York Pizza Burger [thisiswhyyourefat]

Thanks to Stone, Kaibedz, navin and Anthony Pants, who could each eat one and still down a small order of onion rings. Awh yeah, don't forget the dipping sauce!

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Death By Deliciousness: Burger King's 2,500 Calorie Whopper Pizza

\n\nSo there's this Burger King in Times Square called the BK Whopper Bar (you don't even serve booze!) that's selling a 2,520 calorie, \$13 Pizza Burger. WTF's a Pizza Burger? The best gotdamn thing you could imagine.\n\n

Exclusive to NYC's Whopper Bar. Four flame-broiled Whopper® patties topped with pizza-lovers' favorites (pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce and Tuscan pesto sauce) all on a 9 1/2-inch sesame seed bun.

\n\nOf course, Tuscan pesto sauce. I was wondering what the green stuff in my vomit was! And here I thought it was something healthy like lettuce. BWAHAHAHAHA! Lettuce on a cheeseburger. This ain't Jenny Craig!\n\nFat bomb from Burger King debuts [chealth]\nand\nBurger King's New York Pizza Burger [thisiswhyyourefat]\n\nThanks to Stone, Kaibedz, navin and Anthony Pants, who could each eat one and still down a small order of onion rings. Awh yeah, don't forget the dipping sauce!