Seen here doing things with a yo-yo I never thought possible (haha, no, not making it look cool), Jensen Kimmitt won the 2010 World YoYo contest with this mindblowing 3:26 routine. The only problem is he didn't even walk the dog. Seriously, 3-and-a-half minutes of yoyo action and not a single dog walking? But it's gonna shit inside!
Hit the jump for a video at least worth skipping through.
Thanks to Miss Bowser, who would have eaten that yoyo and then spit it out at an enemy. Hey -- you're not Yoshi!