China Set To Win Race To First 3-D Pr0n?

August 11, 2010


The race to the world's first 3-D pr0n is on, and China wants a shot at the gold! Me? I'm cool with a purple 'participant' ribbon. For fluffing.

A group of Hong Kong filmmakers have started shooting what they claim will be the world's first 3D pornographic film, a report said Sunday.

The 3.2 million-US-dollar '3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy', set for release in May, has already generated interest in a host of Asian film markets, as well as Europe and the US, the Sunday Morning Post reported.

The film chronicles the story of a young man who, after being introduced to the erotic world of a duke, realises his ex-wife is the love of his life and features "orgies, swinging and some very graphic sex scenes", the paper said.

Whoa whoa whoa -- his ex-wife is the love of his life?! Well there goes my boner. Forever. Also, I can understand the orgies and the graphic sex, but swinging? I haven't been on one since the chain broke and I fell in the mud. *somebody whispering* Haha, what do you mean "trading"? Like Pokémon cards?!

Hong Kong filmmakers shoot 'first' 3D porn film [yahoonews]

Thanks to Jagger, who filmed a 3-D pron years ago by taping a camcorder to each side of his beer helmet. F***, I need one of those!

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