Batman: Vigilante Superhero Or Taco Thief?

August 19, 2010


This is a video of Batman swooping down out of nowhere to abscond with some poor bastard's tacos right at the moment of drive-thru window handoff. The Caped Crusader reduced to taco theft, I never thought I'd see the day. Coming out of the closet with Robin sure, but stealing another man's Fire sauce? That's cold, Batman. Mr. Freeze cold. And speaking of cold -- did you know if you put your sleeping roommate's hand in cold water he'll form ice crystals in his bladder? Okay, so I made that up. But if you put a screwdriver in his hand and tickle his nose he will put an eye out!

Hit the jump for Burrito Wayne in action.


Thanks to conor and Petra, who have never stolen anything from a fast food restaurant except used fryer oil. Why you little bio-diesel devils.

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