Zombie Jerky: There Is No Beef In The Future

July 19, 2010


If you want to survive you have to be willing to adapt. Just ask the dodo bird. Exactly. In the future meat will be scarce, and in order to get your RDA of protein you're gonna have to start eating more nuts and beans. Or -- OR -- zombie jerky. Zombie jerky is just like beef jerky except made out of people you knew. Available soon from the good folks at Harcos Labs, the dried green flesh comes in Teriyucky flavor and is a fine substitute for Japanese zombie jerky. Plus I heard it's even better than Soylent Green. Mmmm -- I call a bag of all penises!

Hit the jump for a closeup of the meat.


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Thanks to Aaron and Patrick, who agree cannibalism is the new Atkins.

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