YOU GONNA DIE!: ExtremeShockâ„¢, The World's Premier Anti-Terrorist Ammunition

July 20, 2010


Finally, bullets specially designed to kill terrorists. Because, I don't know if you knew this or not, but terrorist anatomy is different from mine and yours. And not just their little childlike wieners! Enter ExtremeShockâ„¢ "Fang Face" and "Air Freedom" rounds:

It's a new war, and our nations best warriors now carry the world's most devastating ammunition! As we entrust the de-fense of our freedom in our finest professionals, they now carry an advantage beyond their own heroism! Over ten years in co-development with Special Operations Groups and Federal Law Enforcement, the new ExtremeShockâ„¢ Explosive Entry tactical defense rounds represent the ultimate refinement in lethal bullet technology. The compressed Tungsten-NyTriliumâ„¢ Composite fragments upon impact, leaving a wound channel of catastrophic proportions. The expansive fragmentation characteristics of the ExtremeShock rounds transfer the bullets energy in a far faster time span than conventional hollowpoints. The resulting stopping power is utterly devastating. E-Shock rounds are engineered to expend maximum energy into soft targets, turning the density mass into an expanding rotational cone of NyTrilium matrix particles, causing neurological collapse to the central nervous system.

Good God. I think I speak for all of us when I say I'm over 80% confident I don't want get hit with one of those. Or any bullet for that matter. Shoot, I get nervous when the other kids at school throw stones at me. Unless there's money involved. $60 and I'll let you hit me in the mouth with a rock. Another $40 and you can keep any teeth you knock out.

Product Site (with a ton more info)

Thanks to SPC Michael H., US Army, for keeping the terrorists at bay.

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