Die, Zombies!: A Rocket-Propelled Chainsaw

July 14, 2010


This is the design for a rocket-powered chainsaw launcher. The idea is that you'll be able to hack up a small group of zombies from a safe distance. Unfortunately, ammo costs will add up pretty quick if you don't retrieve your chainsaws. And, in case you couldn't tell because you have trouble with reality, this thing is ridiculous and will never see the light of day. Shooting chainsaws at zombies, really?! A circular saw launcher would be just as effective. Which -- hello, Craftsman? Transfer me to your president, I've got an idea that'll power tool his asscheeks off.

The Ultimate Zombie Killer [unrealitymag]

Thanks to Dave, Dancow and keith, who still prefer to kill zombies the old fashioned way: starving. Damn, you guys are some cruel-ass mama-jamas!

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