If there's one thing I love it's anything but standing. I can't stand standing. It makes my legs feel funny. This is 2010 -- where's my hover-chair?! I saw Wall-E, I thought we'd have those by now. I'm being serious -- I'm not gonna take this lying down (but God how I want to!).
It's all from the twisted imagination of designer Fabian Brunsing, who's asking for half a Euro for the chance to rest. Otherwise, the bench won't retract the rather mean looking spikes that cover the seat.
Admittedly, it does seem like a pretty clever bum-deterrent, but I am NOT paying to be sodomized again.
Hit the jump for a video demo of the ass-shanker in action.