Ninja Bear: Now With More Lightsaber Action

June 18, 2010


Note: Video is after the jump because my Force wasn't strong enough to keep the video on the front page. I know, I'm a weakling.

Following in the footsteps of Star Wars Kid, somebody went and edited a lightsaber into the hands of Ninja Bear. Only problem is, he can't seem to hold the thing by the handle. That's how I could tell it was all computer graphics. Because in real life he would have cut himself to pieces and splattered all the kids watching with his blood. Which reminds me: you ever seen a magician f*** up cutting a woman in half at a friend's Bar Mitzvah? Epic.

Hit it for the video.


Thanks to Kronar, elise and Red Five, who agree he should have been swinging one of those double-ended dildos lightsabers.

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