This is a portable office on wheels that has everything you need to pretend you're working just hard enough to not get fired. When unpacked it contains a desk, two chairs, some file organizers, a coffee maker, a light and a printer. What's that? Oh, sorry -- no printer. Also no comfortable place to sleep, which is why I quit my last job (read: got fired for sleeping in the janitor's closet (read: got fired for sleeping in the janitor's closet with my boss's secretary (read: got fired for masturbating in the janitor's closet to a comic book))).
Hit the jump for a couple shots of the transformation.
Thanks to TobyRaider, who sneaks naps in a bathroom stall and sometimes gets pee splatter on his shoes.