It Buuuuuurns!!: SEGA Console Zippo Lighters

June 14, 2010


Lighters: they set things on fire. Sometimes it's fireworks, sometimes it's accidentally your crotch, but it's always a good time. And now you can buy Zippos that look like the SEGA Genesis and Sega Saturn. Somebody's thinking about giving crack a go!

They're available in both a 16-bit (Mega Drive aka Genesis) and 32-bit (Saturn) versions. And while they will light your cigarettes, they won't play any games....Want these awesome Sega lighters? You'll have to save up ¥10,500 for each one (about $114 USD), get out your Japanese-to-English dictionary and head over to NetYou.

Nice, but I'm still holding out for a Dreamcast model. And by "Dreamcast" I obviously mean "plus-sized male underwear". Shake those rolls in my face!

sega zippo lighters: hey man, your console is on fire! [technabob]

Thanks to Drew, who has a NES Zippo and only uses it to light candles before making sweet, romantic love.

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