I'm Down: Scientists Invent Male Birth Control

June 28, 2010


Pfft, I got neutered years ago. In a lawnmowing accident. That make anybody's nuts hurt? No? Okay try this one: so one time I was walking home from the bar and *CROTCH PUNCH!* Haha, bet you didn't see that one coming.

The scientist behind the male pill discovery has developed a tablet that removes a vital protein in sperm that is required for a woman to conceive.

So while sperm still get through to the uterus they are unable to fertilise an egg.

A big drawback against men being in control of fertility is the fear they would forget to take a pill.

Polls have repeatedly shown wives and partners do not trust their men to remember to pop a pill every day.

But now that problem has been solved. The new pill can be taken either once a month or once every three months.

Listen -- whatever it takes to stop stupid people from breeding, I'm all for it. And that goes for me too. Which is exactly why I rubberbanded by balls till they fell off. Kidding, I lost them in a shark crocodile attack. Psyche, they were torn off by a branch when I fell out of a tree after saving a kitten. What? ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?!

Scientists invent first male contraceptive pill [telegraph]

Thanks to jabberw0ck, who controls birth the old fashioned way: with lightning bolts from atop Mt. Olympus. ZOMG -- DO YOU KNOW KRATOS?!

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