This is an English couple caught mid-dry coitus by a Google Street View car despite the fact they insist they were only kissing. Uh, I don't know you do it across the pond, but that's not how I kiss. Yes, yes it is too -- my uncle taught me!
The couple--Eddie Bateman and his girlfriend Hayley Moss--was understandably surprised to discover their first kiss on the internet, especially since it looks distinctly like a bit more than a kiss. Hayley's take:
"I couldn't believe it, I wouldn't admit to it being me at first, as I was worried it looked quite bad, as it looks more than it is, but it really was just a kiss."
Suuuure. Keep the lies coming, Hayley, but you know what they say:
the proof of the pudding is in the tasting a picture's worth a thousand words. And in your case those words are, "dude's poppin' an awkward boner" 200 times.
Thanks to Greg, who keeps his dry-humping behind closed doors. Hey, different strokes for different folks (I'm an exhibitionist).