You Probably Haven't Even Seen Teen Wolf: Confused Teenagers Dressing Up As Wolves

May 26, 2010


Note: Worthwhile 4-minute news report after the jump.

Proving that even confused teenagers that have convinced themselves they're part wolf can apply thick black eyeliner, "Deikitsen Wolfram Lupus" (Sad Confused Wolf) dresses as a wolf to get attention and hangs out with a group calling themselves The Wolfpack. Jesus Christ.

"We're not a gang at all. Gangs are like posers. They just want attention, that's why they go along tagging stuff. The pack? We're a family. We go to each other for our problems."

"You get friends. You get a place where you belong. You're pretty much accepted to where you are, who you are, what you are," said Deikitsen Wolfram Lupus, the unofficial leader of the pack at Brandeis High. He says he's got some wolf in him, howling sometimes to get out.

*facepalm* Listen: as a guy with over six years of high school experience (f***ing calculus), I know it's hard to fit in sometimes. But pinning a faux-fur tail to the back of your jeans isn't the answer. Go hipster. Kidding! That's way worse.

Hit the jump for a video of the please don't feed me any of that "kids are the future" bullshit.

Teen wolves descend upon San Antonio high schools [kens5]

Thanks to MoD, Russ, Ickorus, Gabbi and Chris, who all wore gorilla costumes to high school because that's what was cool back then. Just watch, these things are cyclical.

  • KLanD


    "...Gangs are posers.. they do it to get attention.."

    Says the chick wearing a tail..

  • bvbfan212

    actually because of them I'm trying to start my own pack. Near New York city if you are a teen email me if your from around southern Newyork

  • I like werewolves would i do what do maybe just the tail ears lenses and collars but I'm not gonna wear all black if I had the chance I might join.I'm used to people seeing me with ears and a tail so the big deal stop being an @$$. Also the F*ck with the news?Did they have nothing better to report?

  • Maddy Wilson

    Fuck you, if I was old enough to be in highschool I would join a teen wolf pack..

    Wolves are majestic and loving animals, so why can't people be like them?

    Of course it's not possible that these people are biologically half-wolf... wolves don't breed with people...

    But your spirit and mind can still be that of a wolf's.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Not really...

  • seriously? is this all you can do with your life? it's THEIR choice not yours dumbass! I love werewolves and I would love to join these guys if I could, grow up and get a fucking life!

  • Guest

    True, it's their choice. That doesn't stop it from being juvenile and stupid.

  • Selena Zhou

    seriously GROW THE F-UP!!! just leave them be alright, if they believe that then fine, that wanna be werewolves, vampires, demon...let them! it's like cos-play isn't it? they are just having fun. Dei is dead now, how many other people are you bullies wanna hurt and kill? at lest they stood up for what they believe in, if you can't even see that then you are WEAK!

  • Your a complete imbecile, thats all I have to say.

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