Note: Video is after the jump because this bear's ninja moves are so fierce they could kill you on the front page.
This is a video of a bear at the Hiroshima Zoo named Cloud. Cloud is trying out for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wants to work the bÅ staff like Donatello. He's good too. The Youtube user that shot video claims it hasn't been sped up or altered in away way, which I 100% believe. I also believe it's actually a chimp wearing a bear suit. You just can't do that shit without opposable thumbs.
Hit the jump for a minute and a half of bo-spinning action.
Thanks to Richard, Fernando, JBantha, Charley Brown and Dean, who know for a fact this guy stole all his moves from Kung Fu Panda.