"Country Folk Will Survive": Rural Woman Seeks Zombie Hunting Partner On Craigslist

May 12, 2010


This is a Craigslist ad posted by some shit-kicking hick lady looking for a partner to bone until the zombie apocalypse begins. I already replied. It read, "bitch you crazy, all the city folk know the robots are coming first achy breaky heart honky tonk badonkadonk." Oh yeah, I speak their language.


Thanks to Wayne, who posted a Craigslist ad looking for a lady to help him dig up corpses to pose in unused construction equipment along the side of the highway on weekends. *calling police*

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