But Does It Taste Like Brains?: Zombie Jerky

May 24, 2010


Zombie jerky: sounds delicious, doesn't it? No, it doesn't. I actually just puked through the gap in my front teeth at the mere thought of gnawing pre-rotted flesh. *BLAAH* Ooh -- still going.

"Zombie Meat," an exquisite new Japanese snack for the horror enthusiast, consists of bite-sized chunks of tender blue flesh that, according to the package, has been aged to deadly perfection at the graveyard.

The ghastly meat snack, which tastes remarkably like peppered beef jerky, can be found at select shops in Japan for 399 yen (about $4.50) per pack.

IT'S BLUE?! Now that's just taking it too far. Everybody knows zombie flesh is greenish/gray. GET WITH THE PROGRAM, NOVELTY JERKY MANUFACTURER! Also -- I heard it's all cats.

Hit the jump for a shot of the actual (blue) meat.


Zombie meat [pinktentacle]

Thanks to Melissa, who prefers Combos when it comes to road trip snacks.

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