Bad Printer!: I Always Knew They Were Evil

May 17, 2010


Listen printer: if you even think about initiating a robot uprising I'll pull your plug and beat you with the cord so badly you'll wish you never learned to collate. Stop laughing, fax machine -- I'll paper jam your ass till you're drunk-dialing sex lines begging for mercy.


Thanks to Oliver, Evan, Patrick, tom and whoever else sent me this but didn't include the words, "uprising", "robot apocalypse", "printer" or "we're all gonna die" in the text. Sorry, I searched. I really did.

  • "Kill all humans," said me, Bender.
    Looks like MOM is unhappy and unleashing the minions again.

  • Ed Fritz

    "Irritating" robots?!? This I want to see... Usually they are destructive, menacing, killer robots. A group of irritating robots are much safer, but just...well...Irritating. Should make for a rather comic situation.

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