Polluted Glasses from Fred were designed to look like little 55-gallon drums with a radiation symbol on the side. $15 nets you two 10oz'ers and they're sure to cause quite the stir at your next party. Kidding, nobody will even notice. Just sayin', one time I drank out of a catheter bag to get a rise out of an audience and nobody even batted a cataract-ed eye. COME ON, IS THIS AN OLD FOLKS HOME OR A FUNERAL HOME? Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week -- don't forget to tip your lunch lady. Also, I think ol' Horace there may have had a stroke during the set but I didn't want to interrupt my flow.