Bottoms Up shot glasses from design firm Fred read "DRINK" when upside-up, "DRUNK" when upside-down, and are just a bunch of squiggly lines when you're actually shitfaced. Of course, if you're actually letting a shot glass tell you how drunk you are you're probably tripping too. Who reads when they're drunk anyways? You know how many times I've gotten my tab at the end of the night and tried signing the credit card slip with my penis? Every. single. one.