This is a video of the Blendtec doucher blending a new iPad. And, while I'm no Apple fanboy, I still wanted to kick guy in the crotch hard enough to food-process his nuts. And I'm not talking pistachios either. Filberts. Really hit him where it hurts.
Hit it for the video.
Thanks to Uncle_FUJ and Erinn, who have both blended the hands of their enemies before. Brutal!