A 67-year old man backed his Mercedes (you're too old to drive!) through the wall of a parking garage on the 7th floor. That's higher than six! But nowhere near as high as my roommate (he just tried walking through the screen door again).
'The driver got his foot stuck under the accelerator and couldn't get it unstuck.
'He was coming across the back of the parking garage and he created a little bit of momentum because he went quite a distance and hit this wall and almost came all the way out.'
Bricks flew up to 80 feet on to a car park below, Cpl Crow added.
'We're very lucky no-one was walking there,' he said.
Now I know what you're thinking, and I'm with you -- I can't believe it wasn't a woman either.
Hit the jump for three more shots of the HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!
Thanks to Aaron, who once parked his car in a neighbor's pool and just took the plates off and pretended it wasn't his.