They say a picture's worth a thousand words, and based on the image a reader just sent me, those words are "this is my penis" 250 times. Thanks for that, guy. "Right-click, save as" aside, this is photographic evidence Nintendo designed the N-64 to look like a koala's face when viewed upside-down. Interesting. Rumor has it the Wii is supposed to resemble a penguin's phallus when viewed cross-eyed while nodding your head furiously, but I tried it and all I saw was a projectile vomit rainbow.
Thanks to Marion, who claims the PS3 looks like two PS3's dancing if you drink enough.