The Shake Weight: Not Just For Women!

April 17, 2010
NOTE: Immensely homoerotic commercial is after the jump. I've been watching it on repeat.

Remember the Shake Weight, the only piece of exercise equipment than can guarantee you'll be able to milk a bull 4x faster with only six minutes of use a day? Well originally it was only targeted at the womens. But not any more -- now there's a men's model! I ordered two last week, one for each hand, and admittedly: I can already feel the difference. Mostly because I tore my penis off.

Hit it for the commercial but, WARNING: It's gonna make you hotter than a volcano.


Thanks to Sean, who shake-weighted his way to Olympic bronze in the clean and jerk. Wocka wocka wocka!

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