That. Looks. Delicious: A Candyland Tattoo

April 26, 2010


First off, what the hell kind of underwear are you wearing? It looks like a roll of gauze from the doctor's office. Which is to say, sexy. Don't act like you've never pleasured yourself to the anatomical chart on the door! Secondly: milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner where OMG SHE'S SHITTING CANDY CORNS!!

Ask Her About Her Molasses Swamp. No Wait, Don't [ugliesttattoos]

Thanks to Neil, who wanted a Chutes and Ladders tattoo but the artist convinced him to get Hi Ho Cherry-O instead. LOLWUT?!

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