Piece Of Cake: The Hardcore Gamer Quiz

April 23, 2010


NOTE: This is only a small fraction of the whole graphic you gotta click HERE to see the entire thing (with an even larger version available at the artist's deviantART page).

Are you a hardcore gamer? Ever eaten a controller? Had relations with the hole in the middle of a Dreamcast disc? If so this quiz is for you. Also, therapy. A f***ing ton of it.

How hardcore are you? Can you name the 375 games and more than 425 characters from gaming's past, present and future? What 2 games here never came out? Which 10 characters are here more than once? Which character stars in the most games? Which games are represented solely by an enemy character, rather than the hero? Which 5 games are represented by just an object? Which characters were their console's mascots? Which is the oldest game here? Which characters are hunting or watching each other? Which characters are already dead? Where's the gibbed corpse? Where are teh 20 Fallout 3 Bobbleheads hidden? Why is the Geekologie Writer so gotdamn sexy all the time?

The quiz was created by deviantARTist shadow502t over the span of 8 months and is available for download and printing at 30" x 20" for a couple bucks at his deviantART page. Plus he says he'll release a key at some point with all the answers. TOO BAD I ALREADY GOT THEM ALL! Just kidding, I could only name like 30 (not including Master Chief because I don't know who that is), which probably makes you angry because you got all of them yet I'm the one writing Geekologie. Well I've got news for you: I only got 30 because I drank the other 395 out of my memory last night and have already played 30 different games this morning. WHOO, BACK IN THE SADDLE BABY!

Shadow502t's deviantART

Thanks to RoyBerto and Airen, who just looked at the picture once and have been playing in their minds all day because they have photographic memories.

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