Makes Perfect Sense: Chick Falls Off Wii Balance Board, Becomes Sex Addict

April 14, 2010

Some 24-year old chick in Britain fell off her Wii Balance Board and has become a sex addict as a result of the tumble. Hello, city council? This is the president speaking. I want you to repave all the sidewalks with Wii Balance Boards, pronto.

It seems that, courtesy of the fall, she's developed a condition called persistent sexual arousal syndrome (which, we'll have you know, is a real thing). Now any time Amanda is around anything vibrating or pulsing, like a mobile phone or blender, she becomes, well, aroused.

"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body", she says of the onset of an "attack". "Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm".

WOW. Just a heads up though if you're thinking of trying it yourself: it might have the opposite effect on you. Because one time I got bit by a goat at the petting zoo and now I can't get aroused by anything but playing FarmVille.

Woman Falls Off Wii Fit, Becomes A "Sex Addict" [kotaku]

Thanks to Ed, who once fell off his bicycle and now has sex with automobiles.

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