We first reported on Kentucky Fried Cruelty's Double Down sandwich back in August of last year, and I thought it was real then. But apparently not, apparently it's only getting real on Monday. And for those of you that didn't know, it's bacon between two fried chicken "buns," with special sauce (arguably spunk) and pepperjack cheese. Mmmm, I'm dryheaving already!
The sandwich will be available in two forms. The Original Recipe sandwich will set you back about 540 calories, 32g of fat and 1380mg of sodium. The not-as-bad-for-you Grilled Double Down totals 460 calories, 23g of fat and 1430mg of sodium.
Well, it doesn't sound like the worst thing you could eat. But it is up there. Right next to poison and a really jealous bear's girlfriend out. Which -- okay I just puked.
Thanks to Lord Tarl, Johnny Freightliner, Allegro, Comfort Eagle, Kenneth, Barak, Josh, Mothera and Broken AC, who are all fighting to be first in line tomorrow. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.