Keepin' It Classy: Denim Buttcrack Covers

April 22, 2010


Because dogs shouldn't be the only ones with butt covers, somebody went and created Backtacular asscrack patches for ladies (link is NSFW). Classy, but I still prefer a girl with an eyepatch.

Backtacular is a hypoallergenic, decorative, adhesive patch that is applied directly to the skin above the upper cleft of the buttocks. Each package comes with two replacement tapes.

A two-pack of the Bedazzled denim patches will set you back $15. Alternatively, wear underwear. And none of those skanky whale-tail thongs either, I'm into those granny panties. Something I can use as a parachute if the apartment building catches fire.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the surrogate tramp-stamps.


Product Site
New Fashion Alert!: Backtacular Ass Patch [iambored]

Thanks to Jacqueline, who uses duct tape like a normal girl.

  • Kristy Hurst-Raleigh

    Are these not available for purchase anymore?

  • Michelle McGrath-Davis

    Ummm, hey Lauren Cateb [aka observant, on-point genius]....the cost & the link to purchase them was in the article that you clearly didn't read. But then are a self-proclaimed butt crack shower, and evidently proud of that fact, so I'm not surprised.

  • As a frequent butt crack shower.... i believe this is the best thing ever freakin created.
    I would like to know how much it cost and where i can possibly buy one.

    Sincerly, a girl named Lorathebuttcrackshower <3

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