I'd X-Wing A Quarter At Him: Homeless Jedi

April 16, 2010


I don't know what it is about this guy, but I really wanna throw a handful of change at him. Except not actual change, just a handful of washers. Then while Luke Panhandler there is scurrying around picking them up I'll steal his lightsaber. Well, provided he hasn't already pawned it to support his glitterstim habit. Kidding, kidding -- that's what Jedi blow-j's are for.


Thanks to Cowbell Fever, who, CRANK THAT BELL UP TO 11 AND BREAK OFF THE CLAPPER! Wait, no -- better leave the clapper.

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