Hot Water Coffee Burn Baby Weiner!: Drinkclip

April 8, 2010

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The Drinkclip Beltclip is a $5 clip for your belt that holds a beverage instead of a cellphone or laser blaster. You should still wear it right next to your cellphone though. Both of them. I mean, if you want to look cool. Plus fill it with the hottest coffee possible. I'm talking boiling. With no lid. Just trust me -- I'm the king of cool. If your penis catches fire you know you're doing it right.

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Dumb idea of the week: Sticking a cupholder to your pants [dvice]

Thanks to Dan, who doesn't want one himself but encourages you to get one and burn your privates off so you can't breed. Yes, that.

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