Delicious Convenience: The Gravy Machine

April 21, 2010


The Bob Evans branded gravy dispenser: the pinnacle of convenience store deliciousity. And you can own your own for the low, low cost of $635! At your cost of $0.78 a serving and a suggested retail price of $1.99, you're making a 61% profit per biscuit. I just ordered one and set it up in the lobby of my apartment building. I'm riding this gravy train all the way to Diarrhea Canyon!

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Bob Evans Sausage Gravy Machine Is the Last Machine You'll Need [gizmodo]

Thanks to PhilRules, who once ate his weight in sausage gravy then puked his weight in sausage gravy.

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