Let's just take a minute to reflect on the all-encompassing awesomeness that is the title I came up with. Kidding, it's pretty sucky. NO IT'S NOT EITHER! This is a remote-controlled lightsaber nightlight for those of you that are afraid of the dark. Side. Afraid of the dark side. I CAN'T STOP!
This sweet remote-controlled, wall-mounted lightsaber light is able to change into seven different colors and can be adjusted via remote from bed. If you get scared, you can just look up and see that you're being protected by the Force, or the Jedis, or something like that.
The lightsabers are available for preorder now ($25), but won't ship till the 3rd quarter of the year. Which I think we can all agree is a long time to wait if you're worried about Sith touching your butt while you sleep. But what can you do? (I cut both cheeks off)
Thanks to Spartacus, who doesn't need a nightlight because he keeps a campfire burning in a wastebasket. Sounds safe to me.