You're Gonna Spoil My Eyes!: Next Nintendo DS To Have 3D Display, Require No Glasses

March 23, 2010


A Nintendo DS with a 3D screen that requires no cheesewhizzy glasses to play. I swear, what will they think of next? Please say dino humping game, please say dino humping game.

Nintendo's next portable game machine will be called "Nintendo 3DS" and feature 3-D graphics, the company said Tuesday morning.

The new handheld game platform will feature a 3-D display that does not require the use of glasses. It will be released in Japan before March 2011. Nintendo 3DS will be compatible with Nintendo DS and DSi software, the company said.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that 3-D graphics are probably gonna make the world's youth even more violent. You know, because we're blurring the line between game and reality with all this 3-D technology. Amirite or amirite? No? Fine. 2-D STAB, 2-D STAB!

Nintendo 3DS Boasts Glasses-Free 3-D, Coming Soon [wired]

Thanks to Judyo, who already sees in 5-D and has to wait for technology to catch up.

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