Strappy Storage Thing Looks Like Bag Strap, But, SPOILER ALERT: There's No Bag

March 15, 2010


The Dew Quiver iPod Shoulder Strap looks like a messenger bag's shoulder strap BUT THERE'S NO BAG ATTACHED! All the stuff it totes it totes INSIDE ITSELF. Just like a kangaroo! Except more like a hollow shoulder strap.

Alright, in all seriousness, this thing is the fanny pack for the 21st century. No, that's not some sort of compliment to the designers. Sure, it's got a place to run the cord for your earbuds and build-in volume control. But this thing boils down to being the equivalent of a fanny pack. It's not stylish, it's just a big ugly pocket. Make that a big ugly expensive pocket, as it will set you back $85.

But can you hula-hoop with it? Because, I don't know if you knew this about me or not, but I'm an experienced hooper. You see these hips? They don't lie. But they do get dislocated humping your mom. SNAP!

Have No Pockets? Strap Your iPhone To Your Chest [ohgizmo]

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