The Dew Quiver iPod Shoulder Strap looks like a messenger bag's shoulder strap BUT THERE'S NO BAG ATTACHED! All the stuff it totes it totes INSIDE ITSELF. Just like a kangaroo! Except more like a hollow shoulder strap.
Alright, in all seriousness, this thing is the fanny pack for the 21st century. No, that's not some sort of compliment to the designers. Sure, it's got a place to run the cord for your earbuds and build-in volume control. But this thing boils down to being the equivalent of a fanny pack. It's not stylish, it's just a big ugly pocket. Make that a big ugly expensive pocket, as it will set you back $85.
But can you hula-hoop with it? Because, I don't know if you knew this about me or not, but I'm an experienced hooper. You see these hips? They don't lie. But they do get dislocated humping your mom. SNAP!