Paying Girls To Play Video Games With You

March 27, 2010


Want to play video games with a girl but don't know any in real life? Well you're in luck, thanks to a new online service called GameCrush. For a minimum wage-y $6.60 you can play 10 minutes of XBox Live with a scantily clad strumpet via webcam. Fun! Pathetic.

Girls somehow interested in this should know there's money to be made, with 60% of the proceeds from a match going to the "PlayDate", who at the conclusion of a game can be rated by the user on her "hotness, gaming skill, and flirtiness".

GameCrush is restricted to those 18 years old and over, and players can select one of two kinds of match/date. I'll let the site's FAQ explain. "We have created two broad categories, "Flirty" and "Dirty" to help the PlayDate define and match her mood of gaming interaction and experience with those of the players. You can choose either option or both depending on how you feel!"

Wow, that's so shameful I don't even know what to say. Mind if I borrow $7?

Hit the jump for some of the actual ladies you can game with (slightly NSFW)


BRENDA - "Hmmm lets see about me...I'm 31, single, no kids, and a great career. I love video games, but I mostly play Wii and PS2. I love to bike ride, go out dancing, and I absolutely LOVE to cook. I also enjoy movies, concerts, plays, and comedy shows. Although I'm 31, I'm still a party girl and I love to have a great time out being wild and crazy. I'm also laid back, fun loving, and very freaky! I love to flirt and meet new people so make sure you say hi!!!!"


INKED - "I love gaming co-op! There are NOT enough co op games :( I am really into zombie games and enjoy playing Left 4 Dead 1 & 2! I can have a foul mouth on occasion when really into gaming, but I still have fun and enjoy myself a lot more when chatting with others! I'm no expert at games but I like to have a good time!"


ZOMBUNNY - "I'm a gothboy/gamer and I love the dark side of life. I love putting on makeup and pretty clothes and going out to dance and party with other pretty boys and girls. I also love to tear it up on Gears of War 2..I love blood and chainsaws.And I love pale geeky guys."

Would You Pay Women To Play Xbox Games With You? [kotaku]

Thanks to Jessica, who has too much class to be a GameCrush girl. Right, Jessica? RIGHT?!

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